Впервые в библиотеке? Читаем мануал 




  • 2 мая 2024 в 23:20 | 30 | Россия / Москва

    I'm obsessed with telling airport jokes. My doctor says it's a terminal problem. A man walks into a bar with a cat and dog. They all sit down and the bartender says “What can I get you?” The dog looks squarely at the bartender and says I’ll take a Vodka, the guy will take a water, and the cat will take a Scotch.” The bartender, in shocks, says to the dog, “This is AMAZING! You’re a dog that can talk…” The guy looks at the bartender, and says, “Don’t be fooled, the cat is a ventriloquist.” Why do cats make terrible storytellers?   They only have one tail.  

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